Updated: Apr 20
Welcome to the mess in my head!
To provide you with a seamless experience,
I have multiple options that you can choose from
To confirm your premium membership
Don't worry, you will be provided
With detailed description of each of the plans,
So you know how close a friend you want to be.
1. The Silver Plan
While it might be the basic plan,
Available at a very minimal price of
A text from you that reads "I am there for you.",
Be assured that the viewing experience
Is still worth it, nonetheless.
Here, you can skinny dip in the
Shallow part of the ocean,
Find a nervously smiling Sonal,
And on certain occasions,
An almost non-existent Sonal,
Because she'll be in her shell,
Avoiding everything that might
Need her to talk to people.
2. The Gold Plan
The first upgrade, with the flexibility of
Subscribing back to the Silver Plan,
The price to be paid is occasional
Assurances that I am human
And it's okay to breathe and not beat myself up;
Here, you will come across a different Sonal,
One who's mostly zoned out,
(It's not you, it's she),
A Sonal drenched in the rain of anxiety,
Writhing in the agony of everything she could have been,
But everything she that she is instead,
And, of course, the golden chance to witness
The massive outrage of creative outbursts, or the lack thereof.
3. The Diamond Plan
I know you are excited, or perhaps it's just me,
But the Diamond Plan unleashes the complete package!
The price is a bit more, but nothing that you can't afford,
All you need to do is to give out your best hug,
And then you get to see the rarest form of Sonal and mind,
A full breakdown, with tears and howls
And ugly snorting noises and unintelligible speaking,
Perhaps you'll get your outfit stained too
If I reach out and hug you back and continue crying there
A panic attack on certain occasions,
And the insanity to end everything around and about me;
And the cherry on the cake is that the first subscriber
To the Diamond Plan gets to see me without disguise forever!
So which of the plans would you...
Oh! You will think about it.
That's alright, you can let me know anytime.
//NaPoWriMo, Day 7